metallica

If only these were real. The first person to market them would probably make a killing by selling them to the kids at bat mitzvahs.

Your mistake was listening to Lulu in the first place.

We can probably all agree that there are some truly awful One Direction fans, but we must never overlook the fact that some of Metallica's fans are horrible, too.

St. Anger is proof positive that musicians should never go to rehab. We're looking at YOU, James.

Dave and Dave got nothing. Unless you're counting Queens of the Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures. Then Grohl might have the slight edge.

... specifically about Metallica and Megadeth.

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