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Expert music dubber Andy Rehfeldt released a death metal dub of Carly Rae Jepsen, giving her a br00tal growl that turns the line "So call me maybe" from a request into a threat.

One year ago, a video of a rooster with a sick sludge growl hit YouTube. It only took somebody to dub the appropriate death metal instrumentals for the video to go viral.

The rooster promptly joined a death metal band, where its bandmates promptly sacrificed it to Death Lord Satan.

Sometimes the length people go to rank music is more hilarious and worthwhile than the ranking itself.

Be honest: How many of you can listen to Korpiklaani and NOT instantly jump up into a drunken jig?

But why are they painting the walls WHITE?

I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.