metal

Such soulful facial expressions, I Cream Theater-ed my pants.

In all fairness, you don't go into metal to get rich and famous. You go into metal because it's awesome. If you want fame, you get a stylist and sing mid-tempo love songs. I'm just sayin'.

Everyone's favorite heavy metal cover artist might be a little late to the party with Gotye covers and parodies, but that doesn't mean he's any less welcome (we still love you!). Maybe next he can do a metal cover with five people on one guitar.

Some towns are so small that a purple plastic dinosaur is the most metal thing for miles around.

If only these were real. The first person to market them would probably make a killing by selling them to the kids at bat mitzvahs.

It's a known fact that Armani is a favored brand among metalheads.

That loveable smile wins people's hearts in ANY century!