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cafeteria corpse paint forever alone metal school - 6045342976
By Unknown
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Or is it the corpse paint? People can be such prudes.

alcohol metal product slayer wine - 6070236416
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Because metal is best enjoyed at fancy dinner parties, an official Slayer-brand wine called Reign in Blood rolled out this month. Sold in Sweden, it's a Cabernet Sauvignon made in California and is supposed to go down perfectly with Cradle of Filth-brand cheese.

genres metal nerd - 5999809280
By Unknown
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Don't get me wrong, I'm into ambient metalgaze mathcore, but I freaking HATE those sheep who listen to dark metalgaze post-mathcore.

beatles comic indie metal the Beatles - 6298559744
By Unknown
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Arguments like the one in this comic are the best because there's no way Beatles fans can get mad without proving its point.

g rated grades Hall of Fame metal Music FAILS school smart - 6440047360
By Meqad
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That's right, kids! You CAN drop out of school and form a br00tal thrash metal band that worships Satan and idealizes necrophilia!

children dino dinosaur metal playground - 5930208512
By Unknown
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Some towns are so small that a purple plastic dinosaur is the most metal thing for miles around.

Chart Master of Puppets metal metallica - 6442336768
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Why not just say that Masater of Puppets is the ONLY Metallica album and call it a day?