metal

When the chorus kicks in, make sure your screen doesn't crack when you compulsively start headbanging.

When you're covering Metallica as a harp duet, picturesque desert scenery is pretty much required to make everything perfect.

The song is "Nothing Else Matters," by the way.

By the twins Camille and Kennerly, known for tackling such nerdtastic standards as the Legend of Zelda soundtrack and Game of Thrones.

Why not just say that Masater of Puppets is the ONLY Metallica album and call it a day?

Sean Connery takes a moment out of his busy schedule being bad ass and awesome to sing a song from his favorite band, Meshuggah.

Next week's agenda: drawing pentagrams with finger paint.

For everyone who's pissed about TNMT being turned into aliens in the upcoming Michael Bay explosiaganza.

A slightly more realistic ending to the Mastodon saga.

I don't recall this much blood...

You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

This entire scenario sounds suspiciously like an alternative lead-in to the music video for "Walk This Way."