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An eight-year-old can play along with "Stratosphere" by Swedish Finnish power metal band Stratovarius and you can't? What are you doing with your life?

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You can generally tell a metalhead apart from an emo/scene kid by the way they attribute random acts of chance to Dio.

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I'm altering your playlist. Pray I don't alter it further!

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Twist THE NIPPLES OF SATAAAAN and shout UNHOLY OATHS TO MOTHER HELLBEAASSST.

You realize that this is what the Beatles probably sounded like to grandparents living in the 50s.