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That's so metal. All the hard rocking memes and jokes to keep your head banging the day away. Also plenty of stuff about the shiny material, that too.

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Corpse paint: who wears it best? Are drip effects fab or drab? Which shade of corpsewhite is right for you? Coming to you in next month's special Black Metal edition of SELF Magazine!

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For everyone who's pissed about TNMT being turned into aliens in the upcoming Michael Bay explosiaganza.

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Expert music dubber Andy Rehfeldt released a death metal dub of Carly Rae Jepsen, giving her a br00tal growl that turns the line "So call me maybe" from a request into a threat.

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In all fairness, you don't go into metal to get rich and famous. You go into metal because it's awesome. If you want fame, you get a stylist and sing mid-tempo love songs. I'm just sayin'.

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On a side note, Three Days Grace doesn't even do the song "She Hates Me."

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With a pose like that, any metal-related caption is possible.