By Unknown
Or is it the corpse paint? People can be such prudes.
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Via Brands for Fans
Because metal is best enjoyed at fancy dinner parties, an official Slayer-brand wine called Reign in Blood rolled out this month. Sold in Sweden, it's a Cabernet Sauvignon made in California and is supposed to go down perfectly with Cradle of Filth-brand cheese.
By Unknown
Don't get me wrong, I'm into ambient metalgaze mathcore, but I freaking HATE those sheep who listen to dark metalgaze post-mathcore.
By Unknown
Arguments like the one in this comic are the best because there's no way Beatles fans can get mad without proving its point.
By Unknown
Some towns are so small that a purple plastic dinosaur is the most metal thing for miles around.
By Cloud.Strife
Why not just say that Masater of Puppets is the ONLY Metallica album and call it a day?
