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Let it be known that on This Day of Our Thor 2012, the mighty Techno Viking celebrates his fifth year of gracing our world with his indomitable techno funk. The unfortunate few who have never before witnessed or heard tell of his awesome deeds are encouraged to ask their grandparents.

Boy. That metalhead sure is ridiculously photogenic.

He's never not taking request, and he'll never not play Wonderwall.

Adele won six Grammys in 2012. Michael Jackson won eight in 1984. If she's not careful, Adele might find herself undergoing a white-endectomy and buying a personal ranch in Southern California in a couple years.

It's cool bro, as long as you've moved on from the songs you heard on Guitar Hero to more songs and albums in the genre. It's not where you're from but where you're at.

Quit school and listen to metal.

Oh well, a dancing Usher is still better than Sony's total lack of new games.

Birthdays are no fun when you become the table.

Some Valentine's Day this is.