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Let it be known that on This Day of Our Thor 2012, the mighty Techno Viking celebrates his fifth year of gracing our world with his indomitable techno funk. The unfortunate few who have never before witnessed or heard tell of his awesome deeds are encouraged to ask their grandparents.

At last, metal's answer to Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

I don't know much about math, but I DO know that "⅕ Irish boys" should probably be singular. You might want to go back and check again.

No matter what.

Some Valentine's Day this is.