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A writer in Boise, Idaho takes some editorial license.

What we brought back from the trip is also an argument for why we need the budget for a better camera. So how was YOUR weekend?

Should've let the crowd get closer to the stage. That's what you get for distancing yourself.

Then the "guitarrist" feels so embarrassed that he locks himself in the bathroom after the show. His fans assume he's too conceited to come out and meet them and conclude that he's a douche canoe. NOBODY WINS AND EVERYTHING WAS TRAGIC.

You've always been sad about it, but now you can quantify your creys!

Coldplay covered "Fight for Your Right to Party" at the Hollywood Bowl last week in honor of Adam Yauch's death. A nice sentiment, but what do we think of the aggressively Coldplay-stylized version, or the fact that the Beastie Boys publicly disowned the song and have long since stopped performing it live?

A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.

Music to share with your partner during your sexy frolics.

It's cool, the amount of bleached hair and cleavage is directly proportional to the probability that she's lip-synching.

German children covering a Rammstein song. Good lord, the youngest can keep a pretty steady beat.