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This was allegedly sent to the producers of the FunFunFun Fest in Austin, where Slayer played earlier this year, and dear god we hope it's real. Because as great as Slayer is, knowing that they order "hand sanitizer" AND "hand satanizer" makes them ten times as great.

Oh well, you can always dream.

You've always been sad about it, but now you can quantify your creys!

Should've let the crowd get closer to the stage. That's what you get for distancing yourself.

Oh Alice, if your surprise rendition of Lady Gaga from your set at Bonnaroo proved anything, it's that you're a rebel through and through. Because there's nothing more shock rock than shocking your own fanbase with a cover of a radio-friendly hit.

But! Though this will be old news to some, it still might not be too late to collect sweet refund justice for their exorbitant fees.

Last Friday night at Coachella, the Black Keys brought John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival onstage to play "The Weight" in memory of the recent death of The Band drummer Levon Helm. Everyone who wasn't at Coachella suddenly became 100 percent more regretful that they couldn't make it.

What we brought back from the trip is also an argument for why we need the budget for a better camera. So how was YOUR weekend?

Nick Diener of punk band the Swellers played Miss Manners and offered etiquette tips during their most recent tour.

A writer in Boise, Idaho takes some editorial license.

It's cool, the amount of bleached hair and cleavage is directly proportional to the probability that she's lip-synching.

I'd like to rag on them for getting Sammy Hagar's name wrong, but I can't. Ever since he didn't get invited to the Van Halen reunion-fest, there's no better nickname for him than "Sammy Haggard."