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It's cool, the amount of bleached hair and cleavage is directly proportional to the probability that she's lip-synching.

Music festival SXSW is underway! Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band led a two and a half hour set, which closed with an assemblage members of Arcade Fire, The Low Anthem, and more to sing Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Your Land."

WHY AREN'T YOU IN AUSTIN?

German children covering a Rammstein song. Good lord, the youngest can keep a pretty steady beat.

Alright, you've had your five minutes of fame, NOW EVERYONE LOOK BACK AT ME.

But! Though this will be old news to some, it still might not be too late to collect sweet refund justice for their exorbitant fees.

Should've let the crowd get closer to the stage. That's what you get for distancing yourself.

Last Friday night at Coachella, the Black Keys brought John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival onstage to play "The Weight" in memory of the recent death of The Band drummer Levon Helm. Everyone who wasn't at Coachella suddenly became 100 percent more regretful that they couldn't make it.

Remember the Recycled Orchestra from Paraguay we covered here? They lent Megadeth a hand in Colorado to perform "Symphony of Destruction." Destruction and rebirth go hand in hand, it seems.

Joke's on you! We're actually softcore!

He must have been taking tips from John Lennon.

The NCAA March Madness Championship opened with a whimper last night as The Fray sauntered onto the court and promptly butchered the National Anthem. Choosing to play it with a tambourine and bongos may have been a bad enough decision, but the horrifyingly out-of-tune and jangly guitar turned a bad rendition into an atrocity.

What you're seeing in the last panel is the brain releasing dopamine, kittens, and the mellow hits of Phil Collins into the body as a last-ditch attempt to numb the crushing pain of music festivals. Or maybe it was just awesome and everything else was actually just a minor inconvenience.