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Any credit you might get for putting a modicum of effort into a decent playlist is docked for your use of papyrus font. An employee should know better.

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Spot-on once again, iTunes.

Oh really? You can name more than one Beatles album and you can't see what all the fuss is about Katy Perry? YOU'RE SO ENLIGHTENED. Here, take all the praise you're owed.

Another dreary commute for Dave Grohl.

Five schools in Norway wisely reschedule their midterm dates to allow students to see "the greatest performer of our generation NOT named Kanye." This will allow students the opportunity to get a street education in swag.

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Just a little heave-ho and we'd be free.

This, kids, is what adults call "globalization."

3) Praise any metal band. 4) Freddie Mercury. 5) Moan about the website you visit and contribute to.

The trolls behind #BaldForBieber have launched a campaign to get Bieber fans to cut themselves over his alleged marijuana use (you know, because if there's one thing we know it's that drug use turns artists into complete crap). It's insensitive, to say the least, but there's been some high quality smartass-ery as a result.

Story from Gawker (be warned: contains images of self-harm/cutting)