justin bieber

You got the wrong guy!

The trolls behind #BaldForBieber have launched a campaign to get Bieber fans to cut themselves over his alleged marijuana use (you know, because if there's one thing we know it's that drug use turns artists into complete crap). It's insensitive, to say the least, but there's been some high quality smartass-ery as a result.

Story from Gawker (be warned: contains images of self-harm/cutting)

You'd puke, too, if you had to listen to his music every day.

This, kids, is what adults call "globalization."

Warning: Language.

Caption ALL the celebrities!

A Justin Bieber fan covered her idol's "Boyfriend," while adding some lyrical twists of her own. Whether she's joking or not, her creepy wide-eyed stare will probably make guys swear off of dating for life.