justin bieber

Five schools in Norway wisely reschedule their midterm dates to allow students to see "the greatest performer of our generation NOT named Kanye." This will allow students the opportunity to get a street education in swag.

I can't believe how attractive that girl is! And the one in the skirt isn't so bad either.

Have some cough syrup and quit crying, you prima donna!

Only a week after claiming he's an artist and should be taken seriously at the Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber finds himself being investigated for reckless driving. According to reports, Bieber was seen speeding around his gated community by former NFL players and neighbors Keyshawn Johnson and Eric Dickerson. Police responded, but were turned away by Bieber's security. No charges have been filed yet, but my fingers are crossed.

To be fair, Richard Marx didn't have a rap verse in the middle of his 1989 single, so he wouldn't have needed Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges to write anything. So Bieber's songwriting army only outnumbers Marx's four to one instead of five to one. To be fair.