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A Justin Bieber fan covered her idol's "Boyfriend," while adding some lyrical twists of her own. Whether she's joking or not, her creepy wide-eyed stare will probably make guys swear off of dating for life.

A dash of fame doesn't hurt either.

Warning: Language.

The reigning King of Tween Pop turns 18 and legal today! Beliebers will stalk him with redoubled fervor, Begrievers will continue posting "lesbian lol" on his YouTube videos, and people who don't care will continue listening to their own music. One thought, though: if he's 18 already, does this mean his voice is as low as it's going to get?

...and the balladeer in the video is named Hugh Oliver. He's pleased to meet you, too.

It was very effective.