Jay Z

No, really you guys. It's really him.

I guess there's some movie that just came out about a Civil War vet who travels to Mars, but I think I'll hold out until the blockbuster with Jay-Z comes out (there's a Roc-a-fella Studios? Who knew!).

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Jay-Z is a true American fisher.

Also, can we have a moment of recognition for his brandy snifter?

Someone was bound to do it eventually, but luckily the person who did it could do it well. Scenes from Woody Allen's latest movie, Midnight in Paris (nominated for Best Picture at the upcoming Academy Awards), are spliced with Jay-Z and Kanye West's "Ni**as in Paris." Note the neat dialogue switch at 2:30 if nothing else.

The kicking swagger released on a B-Side in '82!

The Naked Bus exposes the prejudices inherent in the wizarding law enforcement system. And also butterbeer.