James Hetfield

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Although if he's REALLY a Mastodon fan, WHY DOES HE HIDE HIS FACE AS IF IN SHAME?

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Front row tickets to a Metallica concert: Eleventy billion dollars.

Changing your desktop background on a monitor your parents probably paid for: Free.

Lovingly stroking the image of James Hetfield's face while a single perfect tear rolls down your cheek: Priceless.

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As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.

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We can probably all agree that there are some truly awful One Direction fans, but we must never overlook the fact that some of Metallica's fans are horrible, too.

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