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In an age where we fetishize outdated technology, it's hard to tell if this guy is way behind the times, or far ahead of it. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone carried a phonograph around with them instead of an iPod by the year 2030.

All the more reason to scroll and select instead of skipping.

From now on, I'm going to apply the term "doff" to whenever I remove my headphones to talk to someone.

Example: "So I was walking down the street the other day when I ran into Hank so I doffed my headphones and went 'Dude! Have you heard the new Death Grips single yet? It's raw as hell' and then I kept walking because it wasn't actually Hank and I felt embarrassed."