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In an age where we fetishize outdated technology, it's hard to tell if this guy is way behind the times, or far ahead of it. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone carried a phonograph around with them instead of an iPod by the year 2030.

From now on, I'm going to apply the term "doff" to whenever I remove my headphones to talk to someone.

Example: "So I was walking down the street the other day when I ran into Hank so I doffed my headphones and went 'Dude! Have you heard the new Death Grips single yet? It's raw as hell' and then I kept walking because it wasn't actually Hank and I felt embarrassed."

All the more reason to scroll and select instead of skipping.