A brutal design by Jeff Stratton for a wooden five-string electric violin, just in case you were thinking of adding an extra voice to your progressive metal band. It can be yours for only three thousand dollars.
A 46-string guitar of the kind favored by jazz guitarist Pat Methany. With a guitar like this, you're either extremely skilled or extremely desperate to overcompensate for something.
Multi-instrumentalist singer-songwriter Mark Growden fashions a wind instrument from a bicycle handlebar.
Finally band geeks can get some goddamn recognition around here. Because let's face it, you probably weren't the coolest kid in high school and you had to wear those dorky costumes at football games. We can only hope that these entertaining memes will serve as some sort of consolation prize!