Harry Potter

It's tough being a Hufflepuff. They're not courageous like those in Gryffindor, not smart like those in Ravenclaw, and they can't even aspire to be evil masterminds like members of Slytherin. They're just vaguely friendly and won't douche out on you. This parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" tries to put some pride back into the most overlooked house.

If you think Lady Gaga's transformation was shocking, you clearly have never seen Nicki Minaj before she became famous.

Whoever picks the Hunger Games is just doing it because they think Peeta/Katniss is hot/cool and not because they actually want to die in a vicious game engineered by a sadistic bourgeoisie. But still, Nickelback, amirite?

Mixing beats like he mixes potions.