Harry Potter

I wonder if he ever gets thirsty and reaches for his glass of water but takes a swig of his instrument on accident.

It's tough being a Hufflepuff. They're not courageous like those in Gryffindor, not smart like those in Ravenclaw, and they can't even aspire to be evil masterminds like members of Slytherin. They're just vaguely friendly and won't douche out on you. This parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" tries to put some pride back into the most overlooked house.

If you think Lady Gaga's transformation was shocking, you clearly have never seen Nicki Minaj before she became famous.

What might have been if Willow Smith had only gone to a different school.

Watch another Goyte parody video from College Humor here.