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The music industry: run by people who care about music.

But what if Sonny Moore was the one who made those genres popular? IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.

CDZA outdoes itself by proving not only that Louis Armstrong is still alive, but that he's immortal.

"Okay! Post-electro-industrial grindcore pop fans in Cell A, chillwave dance-funk fans in Cell B!"

It's as if your knowledge of dubstep is inversely proportional to the number of people you've dated!

In order to free yourself from the perpetual cycle of good music and bad music that causes joy and suffering, respectively, in every genre, you must transcend to a higher order of genre where all the music is the same and there is no "good" or "bad." We used a similar chart before, but this one introduces the level of transcendence. Level ∞+1 is smooth jazz and Kenny G.

Where are you guys? There's no wrong place to be!

Discuss!

What level are you guys? Are you socially functioning radio jammers or introverted math-drone free thinkers? DISCUSS.

Take a fish, put glitter on every third or fourth scale, place it onstage, and BOOM! instant pop star.