Even Freddie can't help but look.
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An edited version of the original lyrical comparison has far less patience for The Bell Jar-esque angst.
Have some cough syrup and quit crying, you prima donna!
It just goes to show: When you're writing a song, hire as many writers and producers as possible! Otherwise, you'll end up like poor Freddie and be stuck with rambling, nonsensical, and poorly written lyrics.