freddie mercury

Wait, I don't understand this game ... there is no way to spell "Michael Jackson" from those letters.

This is actually happening. Get excited.

An edited version of the original lyrical comparison has far less patience for The Bell Jar-esque angst.

Freddie Mercury wasn't actually gay, he just ran out of women and had to move on to men.

Even Freddie can't help but look.

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Have some cough syrup and quit crying, you prima donna!