faith

If you've ever thought your life was part of some elaborate cosmic joke, then you're absolutely right: the universe is rick-rolling you.

You could have just said "Hey, bro, can you keep it down? And the goat blood from your ritual sacrifices are starting to drip through our ceiling kthxbai."

For Ash Wednesday this year we rubbed ashes from the burning bodies of the damned on our foreheads and sacrificed a goat.

SORRY MA, I CAN'T GO TO CHURCH TODAY TOO BUSY SLAYING THE CAT FOR THE GLORY OF TOM DELONGE

Of all the songs to turn into hymns of praise, Beez in the Trap is most likely to generate a lot of "buzz" (LOL!). But seriously. WHY.

Not sure if upside-down cross is lame metal or extremely well-informed Catholicism.

Since YMCA stands for Young Men's CHRISTIAN Association, I'm sure this isn't offensive.

I don't see how good music and violence, pr0nography, and rock music have to be mutually exclusive.

If this proves anything, it's that dubstep is God's music and those who have been "moved by the Holy Spirit" have finally reached the part where Jesus drops the (loaves and) bass.