A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.
For Ash Wednesday this year we rubbed ashes from the burning bodies of the damned on our foreheads and sacrificed a goat.
For every additional flat or sharp in the key signature, add a "aeally" between "you" and "suck."
Just because their logo features a cute teddy bear doesn't mean that they don't promote, say, pedophilia in their lyrics.
It's getting to be that time when Black Flag fans are either parents or dead.
