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A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.

For every additional flat or sharp in the key signature, add a "aeally" between "you" and "suck."

Just because their logo features a cute teddy bear doesn't mean that they don't promote, say, pedophilia in their lyrics.

It's getting to be that time when Black Flag fans are either parents or dead.

For Ash Wednesday this year we rubbed ashes from the burning bodies of the damned on our foreheads and sacrificed a goat.