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Considering that he's standing beneath an elaborate series of vertical platforms topped by (presumably) hair-ridden humanoids, I'm betting he played a lot of Donkey Kong in the '80s.

Ohhhhh boy, not gonna go there.

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Success really DOES change people. Specifically, it gives people more money to buy drugs.

What Adele would sound like if she listened to more Wu-Tang

Brooklyn band puts its own spin on those family car stick figures, with a helpful note to law enforcement.

Coke-snorting, of course, is what the Beatles were all about before Bob Dylan came along and introduced them to other things.

This is the part where everyone takes out their lighters and sways along to "American Pie."

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You think Charlie Sheen is insane? Dave Mustaine became a born-again Christian who backed Rick Santorum in the Republican primary. Sheen hasn't come anywhere near that kind of psychotic.

With everything else, know your limits. #psa #governmentmandated #notreally

He's not at his angsty, rebellious, post-pubescent phase yet, but we can't wait until it gets here.