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Considering that he's standing beneath an elaborate series of vertical platforms topped by (presumably) hair-ridden humanoids, I'm betting he played a lot of Donkey Kong in the '80s.

Coke-snorting, of course, is what the Beatles were all about before Bob Dylan came along and introduced them to other things.

You think Charlie Sheen is insane? Dave Mustaine became a born-again Christian who backed Rick Santorum in the Republican primary. Sheen hasn't come anywhere near that kind of psychotic.

Party hard over on After 12!

Ohhhhh boy, not gonna go there.

Party hard over on After 12!

Success really DOES change people. Specifically, it gives people more money to buy drugs.

Brooklyn band puts its own spin on those family car stick figures, with a helpful note to law enforcement.

He's not at his angsty, rebellious, post-pubescent phase yet, but we can't wait until it gets here.

This is the part where everyone takes out their lighters and sways along to "American Pie."

With everything else, know your limits. #psa #governmentmandated #notreally

What Adele would sound like if she listened to more Wu-Tang