dj

Why hire an actual DJ when you can get a guy to stand behind a turntable and wiggle his arms?

Warning! Naughty language! Which, if you take the DJ's side of the story (in the description), might not be 100 percent unwarranted!

The recent polls are sending him a message all right... a message for MORE PHAT BEATZ.

First Elijah Wood was scratched by a Nazgûl in Middle Earth, but now he's scratching records at Coachella.

A flexible thingamajig attached to a couple turntables creates BEAUTIFUL ART. It's by Robert Howsare and the technical term for a device that creates geometric shapes like this is "spirograph." Now you can tell your mother you learned something today.

For DJs, Call Me Maybe is to 2012 as the Macarena is to the entire '90s.

Really hoping this isn't considered offensive.