Twist THE NIPPLES OF SATAAAAN and shout UNHOLY OATHS TO MOTHER HELLBEAASSST.
You realize that this is what the Beatles probably sounded like to grandparents living in the 50s.
With a pose like that, any metal-related caption is possible.
The punctuation is especially important.
Watch out for language
Adding göøglÿ eÿës to metal albums might make them a little less kvlt, but it'll definitely make them more fvnny!
... that's good, I guess?
The lock must be björken again...
My discerning ear tells me that it CERTAINLY isn't black metal.
Did they predict the imminent zombie apocalypse? Will they help us stop the zombie army or join it? ARE THEY OUR SALVATION OR OUR DOOM?