dance

That's why she has to lip sync

All rock fans have now are the Black Keys. And the countless other rock bands that are overlooked by the Top 40 but still produce great music, of course.

Not satisfied with the usual bar mitzvah celebrations, Sam takes the entertainment into his own hands.

I don't speak Spanish and I can't read, so I have no idea what's going on. But somehow, it doesn't even matter.

Warning: the background music contains language that isn't work-friendly.

This is how you SHOULD dance.

Comedian Nathan Barnatt gets into character Borat-style as video game nerd "Keith Apicary" and auditions for a Kimberly Cole music video. Hilarity ensues.

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