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Not bad, except I'm pretty sure those three different repititions of "Bach" violates some rule of Liszting puns.

Mozart, Y U NO STOP WRITING TOO MANY NOTES?

Bonus points for "Strauss relief" (did you notice that one? I bet you didn't).

Take away the gratuitous wubs and womps and filthy bass, and you might find a satisfying song underneath if you didn't see one before.

The word "/mu/sicians" in the second panel is a reference to the music board on 4chan. Credit where credit is due!

An ad campaign for the Berlin Philharmonic finally lets you know what it would be like if your cello were also your living room.

Checkmate, dubstep haters.

Isn't it dangerous to hold that big needle thing so close to your neck?

Either he's the most ignorant record store employee alive, or the most condescending.