Either he's the most ignorant record store employee alive, or the most condescending.

For some reason I can't stop thinking of "Shadow Stabbing" by Cake.

As a white person, I've probably used "yo" more often when talking about contemporary cellists than when saying hello in a casually idiomatic manner.

Heck, it wasn't too long ago that Jack White sampled Mozart in the song he produced with Insane Clown Posse (!!!).

deaf

A day spending quality time with the musically-inclined-man's best friend.

He's crying because he can actually kinda hear his own music through the power of 21st-century headphone technology.

Eventually the son ran away from home and joined a string quartet, where he found fulfillment by playing Dvorak. His father disapproved of his son at first, but then he saw his son perform and realized the true joy of self-expression his son found in the cello, and gave him his blessing in a tearful father-son reunion.