Either he's the most ignorant record store employee alive, or the most condescending.

Isn't it dangerous to hold that big needle thing so close to your neck?

If it was a Wagner show, you should at least be glad there weren't any Nazis.

deaf

Mozart, Y U NO STOP WRITING TOO MANY NOTES?

For some reason I can't stop thinking of "Shadow Stabbing" by Cake.

A day spending quality time with the musically-inclined-man's best friend.

Can you count to four? Great! You're qualified!

j/k conducting is a very demanding job that requires skill and talent pleasedon'tkillme