children

This is supposedly meant to teach kids about death, but it'll leave them with more questions than answers.

A metal reworking of the classic Fireman Sam theme. Does this mean Fireman Sam fights hellfire now, or spreads it?

Jack Black lets two kids open for Tenacious D after seeing them play Bob Dylan in the street. This happened several months ago, but the new Tenacious D album is about to drop, so it's timely!

Next week's agenda: drawing pentagrams with finger paint.

A fun-sized take on the original "Sabotage" music video. MCA would no doubt approve.

I'd probably go and find their old safety pins from when I changed their diapers and offer it to them in case they want to pierce their nose. PRIDE.

It's meant to be a lullaby for children, which explains the bits about breast-feeding, etc.