children

Good lord, he can play the banjo like a demon AND he's got a sick model of the Millennium Falcon in the background. BRB, need to go home and re-evaluate my life.

German children covering a Rammstein song. Good lord, the youngest can keep a pretty steady beat.

Next week's agenda: drawing pentagrams with finger paint.

A metal reworking of the classic Fireman Sam theme. Does this mean Fireman Sam fights hellfire now, or spreads it?

A fun-sized take on the original "Sabotage" music video. MCA would no doubt approve.

I'd probably go and find their old safety pins from when I changed their diapers and offer it to them in case they want to pierce their nose. PRIDE.

This is supposedly meant to teach kids about death, but it'll leave them with more questions than answers.

Some towns are so small that a purple plastic dinosaur is the most metal thing for miles around.