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A metal reworking of the classic Fireman Sam theme. Does this mean Fireman Sam fights hellfire now, or spreads it?

Some towns are so small that a purple plastic dinosaur is the most metal thing for miles around.

This is supposedly meant to teach kids about death, but it'll leave them with more questions than answers.

Next week's agenda: drawing pentagrams with finger paint.

Look, covering Robyn's "Call Your Girlfriend" with empty buckets of dairy product is not new. At all. The meme was already a minor YouTube fad last fall and lasted for several months, after which people got tired of it and moved on to paraplegic salamanders or whatever the next craze happened to be.

But yesterday a video of the same meme performed by 12-year-old and 8-year-old siblings hit YouTube, and the internet, with an attention span scorned even by goldfish, is hailing this "novel" take on Robyn's hit single as if it was never driven into the ground six months ago. Still, the kids are adorable and their voices blend well together, so who are we to begrudge their internet fame? At least it's a welcome break from that other pop song about calling people.

Jack Black lets two kids open for Tenacious D after seeing them play Bob Dylan in the street. This happened several months ago, but the new Tenacious D album is about to drop, so it's timely!

Today's installment of Children Playing Singing or Dancing Like Fun-Sized Adults™ features a two-year-old getting down to Elvis. Maybe by the time he's in high school the music industry will have gone full circle and '50s rock-and-roll will be in again.

A fun-sized take on the original "Sabotage" music video. MCA would no doubt approve.

I'd probably go and find their old safety pins from when I changed their diapers and offer it to them in case they want to pierce their nose. PRIDE.