child

"No dear, I'll tell you what 'Jiggy' means when you're older."

I'm a little disappointed to discover that Lil Wayne was not, as a child, what the cover to Tha Carter III suggested he was.

...because there's NO WAY I could play a steady beat with a year of practice, let alone a year of living.

German children covering a Rammstein song. Good lord, the youngest can keep a pretty steady beat.

All you need to make a beat is bang two sticks together. A child could do it (confidential to percussionists: we're not really serious. Please don't sue for libel). YouTube performers Wax and Herbal T took this idea to its logical conclusion and made a rap song using sounds from Herbal T's toddler son's playground session.

I was best at playing "Brrroooiiiiiiiing Broooooiiiiiing Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrroiiiiinggggggg." That song was my favorite.