child

An eight-year-old can play along with "Stratosphere" by Swedish Finnish power metal band Stratovarius and you can't? What are you doing with your life?

I'm a little disappointed to discover that Lil Wayne was not, as a child, what the cover to Tha Carter III suggested he was.

The kid who said of Thom Yorke "I don't think he's got any friends" is a sharp little guy.

...because there's NO WAY I could play a steady beat with a year of practice, let alone a year of living.

This is Jaxon Smith. He is six years old! He's already committed a significant amount of his young life to the drums, and can already accompany the Foo Fighters track "Pretender."

German children covering a Rammstein song. Good lord, the youngest can keep a pretty steady beat.

I was best at playing "Brrroooiiiiiiiing Broooooiiiiiing Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrroiiiiinggggggg." That song was my favorite.

"No dear, I'll tell you what 'Jiggy' means when you're older."

Or is that Ginger Baker's lad?