carly rae jepsen

Slightly behind the times...but two guitars at the same time! Genius.

Are there STILL people who haven't yet been bitten by the latest infectious pop virus? I fear the entire earth is now under the thrall of Queen Carly.

It's like Carly Rae Jepsen if she were from Florida and a cannibal! Not that she isn't a cannibal. We're not saying she's a cannibal, we're just saying that there's no proof she's not a cannibal.

From now on, both these songs will be tainted for you. You won't be able to listen to one without thinking of the other. You're welcome.

Look out you guys, it's THAT song again. But this one with the Miami Dolphin's cheerleaders seems more ... interesting, somehow. I can't quite put my finger on it.

With all the Call Me Maybe parodies and covers infesting the internet, it's about time the singer herself appeared in one of them. This percussion-themed cover with Jimmy Fallon and the Roots is a nice change of pace from the string samples in the original song, too.

It's the CRJ parody to end (hopefully) all CRJ parodies. Seriously, where else can we go from here? Can we move on to a different song now?

Warning: strong language and explicit sexual content make this mashup oh so wrong, but also OH SO RIGHT.

It was inevitable, but it's actually decent -- give it a listen.

[cosbysweaters]