carly rae jepsen

People who aren't aware of Canadian pop music or the listening habits of Selena Gomez might not know the original version, but I think everyone can agree that this cowbell remix succeeds in perfecting the unperfectable.

From now on, both these songs will be tainted for you. You won't be able to listen to one without thinking of the other. You're welcome.

Look out you guys, it's THAT song again. But this one with the Miami Dolphin's cheerleaders seems more ... interesting, somehow. I can't quite put my finger on it.

With all the Call Me Maybe parodies and covers infesting the internet, it's about time the singer herself appeared in one of them. This percussion-themed cover with Jimmy Fallon and the Roots is a nice change of pace from the string samples in the original song, too.

This joke is sure to appeal to everyone who's a fan of both early '80s comedies and modern flavor-of-the-month pop songs. There are literally dozens of people.

Okay, so they're not really played at once. But this mashup of Katy Perry, LMFAO, Rihanna, One Direction, Carly Rae Jepsen, and more will make you question whether we aren't just listening to the same song on repeat whenever we turn on the radio.

Expert music dubber Andy Rehfeldt released a death metal dub of Carly Rae Jepsen, giving her a br00tal growl that turns the line "So call me maybe" from a request into a threat.

It's the CRJ parody to end (hopefully) all CRJ parodies. Seriously, where else can we go from here? Can we move on to a different song now?

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