blink 182

If there's anything we can learn from this, it's to say "sorry" nervously after you quote lyrics that are especially suggestive.

So THIS explains why One Direction plays exclusively three-chord pop punk on their guitars.

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

People who take things too seriously are so much fun to play with.

Shhhh, bro, it's okay. Tom DeLonge is there for you.

Preach it, Mark Hoppus! (via College Humor)

Sympathetic text messages are part of all the small things that make you feel better.

I can't tell if that's a condescending smirk or a pained grimace. Either way, this is totally how Green Day and Blink 182 will be remembered: not as the bands who turned punk into pop, but who were punk. Sorry, 1977!

Let's be fair. Enema of the State is 13 years old, and she's aged pretty gracefully. Plus, the album cover image was almost certainly airbrushed and retouched. But still, WHAT IS THIS THAT TIME HATH WROUGHT?