In all fairness, you don't go into metal to get rich and famous. You go into metal because it's awesome. If you want fame, you get a stylist and sing mid-tempo love songs. I'm just sayin'.
Metal's not for everyone and that's okay; these memes just aren't for those people. But for those of you who dig black metal, death metal, pirate metal, or anything in between, scroll down (and click here for even more brutal humor!).
