bass

Double bass? Isn't that those bass guitars that look like Jimmy Page's double-neck guitar?

No, not the Utah Jazz, silly.

Preach it, Mark Hoppus! (via College Humor)

A bass shaped like a gun. OR IS IT A GUN SHAPED LIKE A BASS SHAPED LIKE A GUITAR? We could go on, but we won't.

Must be Italian for "drop the bass." Which is odd, since this is sheet music for a string bass.

The ever-literal folks at CDZA arranged a medley of Ace of Bass songs for the upright bass. Appropriate!