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This game will last about one song before you're passed out on the floor. GOOD LUCK.

To be fair, Richard Marx didn't have a rap verse in the middle of his 1989 single, so he wouldn't have needed Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges to write anything. So Bieber's songwriting army only outnumbers Marx's four to one instead of five to one. To be fair.

Today is the 15th anniversary of the Notorious B.I.G.'s death. He is sorely missed by 90s-era hip-hop fans and child care providers alike.

This, kids, is what adults call "globalization."