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A 13-year-old Iranian gives a surprisingly heartfelt rendition of Adele's "Someone Like You."

C'mon twitter, you're supposed to be snarky contrarians; not confirmers of popular opinion. You need to find the angle that makes T-Swift seem more respectable than Adele and shame us for thinking otherwise... Fill Werrell, do you even internet?

GENIUS. But please note that we have a zero-tolerance policy for Snorlax jokes in situations like these.

The character of Patrick Bateman in the book/movie American Psycho was infamous for, among other things, waxing philosophic on the genius of 1980s Top 40 acts such as Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News before cold-bloodedly butchering victims. Author Bret East Ellis might be working on a sequel to American Psycho, and if so, he's already fleshing out the character's attitude towards popular music today.

An interpretive dance set to Adele's "Someone Like You." The butter represents a trampled heart, and also the fattening effects of heartbreak.