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GENIUS. But please note that we have a zero-tolerance policy for Snorlax jokes in situations like these.

They will set fire to their teardrops before they hit the guitar.

Adele's Rolling in the Deep played on a traditional Chinese instrument called the GuZheng. It's basically like a zither.

Alternatively, a flowchart:

Is it Adele? Yes -----> Play it No -----> Eh, better save it for now

The character of Patrick Bateman in the book/movie American Psycho was infamous for, among other things, waxing philosophic on the genius of 1980s Top 40 acts such as Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News before cold-bloodedly butchering victims. Author Bret East Ellis might be working on a sequel to American Psycho, and if so, he's already fleshing out the character's attitude towards popular music today.

Who took away its kibbles? That dog's eyes are seared into the mirror like it's got some serious sh*t on its mind.