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When the Black Keys first released a music video for their single Gold on the Ceiling, it consisted of fairly standard footage from their live tour - long stretches of highway, excited fans, and leather jackets.
Now there's a new video directed by oddball Harmony Korine, and the light of day has never seen the fresh hell from whence it was dragged. Filmed in a VHS found footage style à la the Blair Witch, the Black Keys play the palsied twins of larger, more deformed versions of themselves. They spend most of their time sitting around and twitching their heads. Watch it, but be advised that we're not liable for the nightmares you'll have tonight.
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Just to make some strangers' day a little brighter, internet entertainer and drag enthusiast Steve Kardynal stripteased on Chatroulette to the tune of This Summer's Most Popular Song™. If the look on these random people's faces doesn't make your day, you might as well go back to bed.
It's not so bad when you do it to yourself, right?
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"Reanimated corpse" isn't entirely accurate. It's actually a hologram of the late, great West-coast rapper, which gave a surprise performance to finish off the first week of Coachella 2012. This proves that (a) industry executives can own your body as well as your soul, and (b) '90s nostalgia has gotten WAY out of hand.
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Time for your Adorable Singing/Playing Youngster of the Day! This one gamely sings Tom Lehrer's song about the Periodic Table of the Elements. She misses a few, but damn if this isn't a chemist in the making.
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His voice hasn't dropped yet, but he's still dropping beats. Thirteen-year-old Chris Miles' submission tape for America's Got Talent has already impressed the denizen of the internet for his fast rapping ability, though his casual use of the word that rhymes with "tigga" raises some eyebrows.
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The USA Olympics swimming team let loose as they traveled to London for the Big Games. The Olympics kick off today, and we've got continuing coverage over at Roflympics!
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Remember that time when Gwar offered to answer your dating questions? They came through! Listen to their Sage Wisdom From Beyond the Stars and all your dreams will come true.
