Corpse paint: who wears it best? Are drip effects fab or drab? Which shade of corpsewhite is right for you? Coming to you in next month's special Black Metal edition of SELF Magazine!
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*not true
Kiss under the mistletoe
You listen to the music that is marketed to you. Sorry, but that's just how pop music works.
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Quiz time! Who's cuter, Kiss cat or Immortal cat?
