Grammys

There are 81 categories to sift through for the Grammys. Here we have the relevant ones to save you the scrolling.

GUYS I THINK SEXY IS OFFICIALLY BACK.

Dubstep artist Deadmau5 wore the number of his rival Skrillex to the Grammys last night. He's finally managed to top that giant mouse helmet.

Tom Araya of Slayer.

Taylor Swift is first up! Its Wonderland! Or a glimpse from a psychotic, hellish nightmare world! We're not sure which!

Apparently Lupe Fiasco didn't get the memo about the whole "you should probably wear shoes at the Grammys" thing.

"Songs about...?"

"Feelings."

Remember when she was on the Disney Channel? Because she was on the Disney Channel.

This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.

When asked what he was working on, Riff answered "Gotta keep my hands from floatin' up to the top, cuz ice rises." If anyone knows what the hell that means, feel free to educate us.

Sir Paul McCartney brought down the house last night at the 2012 Grammys, performing first a new Valentine's Day-themed number and then some Abbey Road-era classics alongside the likes of Bruce Springsteen and Dave Grohl.

Unfortunately, there are still people in this world who don't know the former Beatle, judging by some people's reaction on Twitter.