Grammys

This is what Chris Brown actually tweeted after the Grammys. Yes, Chris Brown, of COURSE winning a corporate buzz award will absolve you of your complete lack of remorse for your history of woman-beating.

There are 81 categories to sift through for the Grammys. Here we have the relevant ones to save you the scrolling.

Submitter sez: "These are most reactions I've seen around the net when it came to the Grammys. Did see a lot of metal fans rage about Halestorm not being metal... despite the award being Best HARD ROCK OR Metal Performance."

It's basically what everyone on the internet was saying anyway, except here it's in print to make it official.

"Songs about...?"

"Feelings."

It's always great to see a year-and-half-old song win an award in 2013.

THEY HAD SUCH POTENTIAL.