Chopin

Well, except for Haydn. He's classical... and Strauss is really more of a late-Romantic/early 20th-century composer. But they all spit mad game.

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This doesn't really work if you pronounce his name correctly.

Let's settle this once and for all...

Not bad, except I'm pretty sure those three different repititions of "Bach" violates some rule of Liszting puns.