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Quantifying Everything For Great Justice

Whether it's one year ago or sixty, NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

Scales are both the most important and the most tedious part of any practice regimen, but they're still a lot less complicated than, say, feelings.

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You can't tell, since this is only a VISUAL hybrid, but the beaver is playing rock, the duck is rapping, and the platypus is fearlessly playing rap-rock. With a keytar. Because it already makes enough sense.

In order to free yourself from the perpetual cycle of good music and bad music that causes joy and suffering, respectively, in every genre, you must transcend to a higher order of genre where all the music is the same and there is no "good" or "bad." We used a similar chart before, but this one introduces the level of transcendence. Level ∞+1 is smooth jazz and Kenny G.

Where are you guys? There's no wrong place to be!

Subtlety has always been Slayer's M.O. in regards to their imagery.