Bieber

Spot-on once again, iTunes.

The next single will be produced by Animal Collective's Panda Bear and sample heavily from panda sneezes and hiccups.

He's not at his angsty, rebellious, post-pubescent phase yet, but we can't wait until it gets here.

Any credit you might get for putting a modicum of effort into a decent playlist is docked for your use of papyrus font. An employee should know better.