Bieber

This, kids, is what adults call "globalization."

The next single will be produced by Animal Collective's Panda Bear and sample heavily from panda sneezes and hiccups.

A Justin Bieber fan covered her idol's "Boyfriend," while adding some lyrical twists of her own. Whether she's joking or not, her creepy wide-eyed stare will probably make guys swear off of dating for life.

Spot-on once again, iTunes.

Any credit you might get for putting a modicum of effort into a decent playlist is docked for your use of papyrus font. An employee should know better.

He's not at his angsty, rebellious, post-pubescent phase yet, but we can't wait until it gets here.