Bieber

Spot-on once again, iTunes.

He's not at his angsty, rebellious, post-pubescent phase yet, but we can't wait until it gets here.

Any credit you might get for putting a modicum of effort into a decent playlist is docked for your use of papyrus font. An employee should know better.

This, kids, is what adults call "globalization."

The next single will be produced by Animal Collective's Panda Bear and sample heavily from panda sneezes and hiccups.

A Justin Bieber fan covered her idol's "Boyfriend," while adding some lyrical twists of her own. Whether she's joking or not, her creepy wide-eyed stare will probably make guys swear off of dating for life.