Never buy a set of knives for $40. Three months later the handle will break while you're cutting a sweet potato, sending the blade spinning into the air. You'll be using a cheese grater for everything out of fear of being sliced. #LFMF
Never try to separate Lego pieces using an exacto knife. There will be blood. #LFMF
Do NOT under ANY circumstances EVER ask your 16 year old brother to "toss" you a knife. It will not end well. #LFMF
If you shave with a straight edge razor and you happen to drop it while shaving, don't try to catch it. #LFMF