How Can I Play Trumpet When My Mouth Doesn't Work?

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Sorry Officer the Black Cloak and Labored Breathing Threw Me Off

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Om Nom Nom Nom

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Poor Guy Never Stood A Chance

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Does this spider make my head look fat?

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8-minute abs...wait no not those abs

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Toy Story 3 is sad enough sober

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I can quit whenever I feel like it...I just don't feel like it

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And those pants were my favorites too

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Fire in the Disco, Fire in the Taco Bell!

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Asses the following

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I was admittedly blown away by the results

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At least you know it's not lupus

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Horrifying Pets 101

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Compounding my embarrassment

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Dance like nobody's watching

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