wtf

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These couples did a great job promoting this, but let's get real you would 100% laugh at anyone's junk in a tux. Not only that, but how awkward would you feel dropping this off to get dry cleaned? 

I'm fairly certain that's an actual dinosaur. In case you need a cute palate cleanser, here's the classic Toby the Tortoise with his love, the croc:



Eeh!