A small town in Poland is upset about Winnie the Pooh's genitalia - or lack thereof - and they do not want him exposing himself to their kids.
Council members in Tuszyn were recently discussing potential mascots for their playground when one of them suggested the pants-less cartoon bear. Things just went downhill from there.
Here are some actual quotes from the conversation, according to "Croation Times:"
"It is half naked which is wholly inappropriate for children."
"It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a sex. It's a hermaphrodite."
"This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity."
Pooh be like: