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Valentines day
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Can you think of a more perfect gift for Valentine's Day than a bouquet of roses? Doritos did.
Not everyone can just go out and buy a bouquet of roses made out of flavored corn chips so they also included a way to make one yourself. It seems like it involves a lot of glue... 
via Doritos
Then, when you've charmed them with your perfect gift, it is customary to bring your Valentine to a fancy dinner. If you really want to outdo yourself this year, one KFC is doing a trial run of fancy table service for Valentines Day. According to Metro News, the Fishergate branch of KFC is the site where two lovebirds met and continue to have date night every week so far in their 50 year marriage. Pretty romantic. The date will include linen napkins and a soft drink sommelier to suggest the perfect soda pairing. 
via Metro News
That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:
Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.
If there's one thing that says romance, it's Donald J. Trump.
Our supreme leader has been inspiring the country since his inauguration and been filling our hearts with love and compassion.
This Valentine's Day I'm going to do something special for my girl, and I'm going to hit her with a few of these bad boys, because nothing says "I love you" like telling a girl you're going to grab her by her privates.
We want all of you on our side of the wall.
And here are some more Trump Memes to read on your side of the wall.
