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25 Marriage Tweets That Are So Accurate It Hurts

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Twitter thread 6 month wall of pandemic | Dr Aisha Ahmad @ProfAishaAhmad 6 month mark any sustained crisis is always difficult have all adjusted this "new normal but might now feel like running out steam. Yet, at best are only 1/3 way through this marathon can keep going? THREAD /x

Twitter Thread: Mentally Dealing with 6 Months of Global Crisis

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Deadmau5 musician has a random, funny encounter with Nicolas Cage and it's our favorite moment of 2017 to date.

Deadmau5 Tweets Bizarre Encounter With Nicolas Cage and It Kickstarts an Epic Photoshop Battle

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Be Different And You'll Always Stand Out

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A Woman Live Tweeted an Arrogant Dude and His Unfortunate Date While He Refused to Navigate the Menu at a Sushi Restaurant

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Good Morning America Calling Kermit the Frog #Tealizard Just Proves That It's Not Easy Being Green

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Lin Manuel Miranda Procrastinates Just Like Everyone Else

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Clever manufacturing plant worker plans a 20-person meeting that no one attends, then gets even with the no-show employees: 'Management had a fit'

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Resident exposes a fake HOA president, revealing to the entire neighborhood that the "HOA Board" was dissolved 13 years ago

Resident exposes a fake HOA president, revealing to the entire neighborhood that the "HOA Board" was dissolved 13 years ago

Senior operator follows his new manager’s order to stop making independent decisions, until manager Phil changes his mind after spending two weeks approving every minor fix, and one costly redo

Senior operator follows his new manager’s order to stop making independent decisions, until manager Phil changes his mind after spending two weeks approving every minor fix, and one costly redo

‘If I get another, I’m fired’: New Boss writes up employee for not coming in on a federal holiday when the location was closed, capping off 8 months of disciplinary action against a 16-year veteran

‘If I get another, I’m fired’: New Boss writes up employee for not coming in on a federal holiday when the location was closed, capping off 8 months of disciplinary action against a 16-year veteran