traffic

According to the Houston Police Department spokeswoman, Jodi Silva, confirms that 24-year-old Vidal Valladares will be charged with obstruction of highway, a Class B misdemeanor.

Conviction of the class B misdemeanor means Valladares faces a maximum sentence of 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. Ouch, that's a sizable hit to the wedding budget. Read the full post on the Houston Chronicle.

Accidentally dropping a box of dildos in the street? Hilarious! 

Fun fact: The youtube title for this video describes the driver as a "blonde," when in fact you can't see the driver at all for the entire video. Food for thought.

It's like that old saying goes, "Some days you're perpetrator of a minor traffic violation, other days you're just the cop trying to hold on." If you're in the latter camp, try checking out our Restoring Faith in Humanity page and cheer yourself up a little!

Here he is shredding to some ZZ Top at an earlier sighting.