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According to the Houston Police Department spokeswoman, Jodi Silva, confirms that 24-year-old Vidal Valladares will be charged with obstruction of highway, a Class B misdemeanor.

Conviction of the class B misdemeanor means Valladares faces a maximum sentence of 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. Ouch, that's a sizable hit to the wedding budget. Read the full post on the Houston Chronicle.

Here he is shredding to some ZZ Top at an earlier sighting.

Wait for it, it only gets more absurd as time goes on...

Accidentally dropping a box of dildos in the street? Hilarious!