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Accidentally dropping a box of dildos in the street? Hilarious! 

According to the Houston Police Department spokeswoman, Jodi Silva, confirms that 24-year-old Vidal Valladares will be charged with obstruction of highway, a Class B misdemeanor.

Conviction of the class B misdemeanor means Valladares faces a maximum sentence of 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. Ouch, that's a sizable hit to the wedding budget. Read the full post on the Houston Chronicle.

Fun fact: The youtube title for this video describes the driver as a "blonde," when in fact you can't see the driver at all for the entire video. Food for thought.

"It was the most pathetic fight ever, but because of them the traffic came to a stop in both directions.

"There was a bit of crowd gathering to watch them and a couple of people tried to separate them, but most people were in stitches at how hilarious it was."

Wait for it, it only gets more absurd as time goes on...

Here he is shredding to some ZZ Top at an earlier sighting.