There are some things we assume are obvious not to publish on social media. For example, going into depth with your personal-life problems? Maybe talk to a shrink about that instead of vague-booking it. Alas, that common sense apparently doesn't exist for some people, but we're at least glad we can get some entertainment out of it!
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The story starts when Arielle met a guy named Endri on Tinder. Things were going more normal than your typical Tinder text exchange, so the two decided to meet for a drink. After a few drinks Arielle began to feel a bit creeped out and announced she was going home.
Endri, who has no idea how dating works, was sure he was going to score since he spent all that money on gas, tolls, and drinks.. you know, because of the implication. But once he realized that wasn't happening he transformed into this monster.
"It wasn't my fart, I swear."
One man took to Craigslist in hopes to discover some truth to why his Tinder date bailed, and blocked him for no apparent reason. He explains in his story that he smelt it but wasn't the one who dealt it. Promising that it wasn't his lingering farts that refused to drift off... and he was right, it wasn't him.
His date responds with a hilarious and unexpected tell-all, titled "shart and come clean."
It's a low stakes game, so why not have a little fun? Besides, every girl loves a guy who can make her laugh!
I'll be the first to say that I'm as weary as the rest of you when it comes to the latest assemblage of funny, strange, cringe-packed modern (so...Tinder) dating moments. More often than not, we're left scratching our heads, legitamately discouraged or confused with the current state of dating affairs as a millennial. Are we devolving when it comes to dating, or are these convos and wildly creative profiles natural symptoms of progress? Probably a bit of both.
If you guys ever encounter any remarkably twisted Tinderers (we'll pretend that's a word for the meanwhile), and you're down to share your convo/profile please submit 'dem screenshots over here! We're always game to credit and feature community submissions.
