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I got fed up with having my Jeep parts stolen so I decided to rig a package with a 12 gauge blank shell.

The photo above is allegedly the thief.

After they entered the woman's home that evening, she said she became occupied in another room, leaving the man alone.

Bad idea.

When she returned, he was gone — and so were her $3,000 TV as well as Violet, her pricey Yorkshire Terrier, which she said is worth a cool $4,000.

For the latest entry in the dumb criminals department, we have a woman who stole an Arkansas-based businessman's iPad and proceeded to take a gallery of goofy selfies with it. Unbeknownst to her, the device synced all of her photos to the man's facebook page. Naturally, he's spreading the photos everywhere in the hopes of locating the thief, who has not yet been identified.

The car did get stolen, but the owner didn't have to pay an impound lot to get it back. That's kind of a success, right?

Luckily no one was seriously injured in this incident!