thief

The car did get stolen, but the owner didn't have to pay an impound lot to get it back. That's kind of a success, right?

Luckily no one was seriously injured in this incident!

For the latest entry in the dumb criminals department, we have a woman who stole an Arkansas-based businessman's iPad and proceeded to take a gallery of goofy selfies with it. Unbeknownst to her, the device synced all of her photos to the man's facebook page. Naturally, he's spreading the photos everywhere in the hopes of locating the thief, who has not yet been identified.

Why would you make the children cry?