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Guy Suspects Wife Is Cheating, She's Actually Going to Denny's to Use The Toilet

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

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25 Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Accurate

These jokes, memes and moments range from glaringly dumb to kind of clever, but most of them are stupid or overly simplistic in their own way. We love puns and dad jokes of all stripes, as well as weird observations that are way out of left field. That said, they're all technically correct.

horrible jokes that are puns but not as good
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Students Have Stupidly Genius Solution to Group Presentation

Doing a group project and presentation is hard enough, but having to prove that each person did a totally equal amount of work during the presentation? These guys figured out a stupidly genius way to handle it. Reminds us of this lazy genius approach to a school project. As annoying as this teacher's rule was, many teachers manage to say much more wild junk.

Funny group project stupid solution school story | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Thedepressionoftrees 20 hours ago Everyone must present equally. Okay got oc s Way back my junior year high school and three my friends had this one teacher all hated. One main reasons why hated this guy because if didn't follow his instructions T, he would give an F on assignment. Cast Friends call Dave, Sam, and Ben (not real names)
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Moments that Show the Weird Dumbness of Children

To put it bluntly, children aren't completely people. Their brains aren't done cooking yet, and they're absolutely not ready to bear the solemn, bill-paying mantle of adulthood. What you get are some prime examples of how weird and dumb kids are. They get their heads stuck in chairs, throw tantrums when they don't get to eat cleaning products, and climb on TVs. Kids are weird and dumb.

Kids being stupid and weird | Enormous Earl @enormous_earl 12 tried cheat at poker by pulling some cards out nearby deck nobody looking grabbed 3 kings and put them my hand, discreetly hiding cards replacing. So then there holding out my 5 cards: 3 with red backs, 2 with blue backs | won't let him eat bathroom garbage snapchat of kid crying
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19 Head Shakingly Ridiculous Moments of Pure Facepalm

These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.

facepalm moments that would make the strongest person cringe
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Frustrated Scammer Trolled with Made-Up Neighbor Drama, Gives Up

Many of us see scammers as a dangerous nuisance, but played correctly, every scammer interaction can be an opportunity to get extremely weird toward a confused stranger. For more scammers messing up, here's the worst scammer the world's ever seen, as well as a scammer who got trolled with some Photoshop skills.

Funny person trolls scammer with absurd made-up neighbor drama until he gives up | Hello is neighbor with some car trouble can assist My neighbor am experiencing car trouble and left my wallet mistakingly at home Is this Jeff? Yes Oh should've said so can just grab wallet and bring am far away bring could send Apple Pay and will pay back shortly Absolutely, Jeff type neighbor would be if didn't help out. Right Thank just send amount 50 this number did change number though, Jeff just spoke
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Karen Thinks Employee Is Line Cutter, Gets Humbled

The garden variety Karen is known for obstructive outbursts, and this one was no different when she convinced herself that an employee was trying to ruin her day. Even given an explanation, she wasn't ready to back down. For another Karen with nonsensical demands, here's a Karen who demanded a delivery driver check her groceries out.

Karen thinks employee is a line cutter and looks dumb | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/LKJNAElhjberg 32 3 3 16 hours ago 3 Let's shake things up WORK* here, Lady XL out work because Covid, so occasionally drive my husband and work, cause he has long commute and at least once awhile can do driving him. Now, he works at Warehouse-Type Shopping Center. Between 9-10am, M-F, they have Senior Shopping. His shift started at 9:45 had some shopping do, so walked together went grab cart and go back line
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49 MiddleClassFancy Memes That Put Any Normal Life in Shameful Perspective

If you thought living a completely average, normal life could keep people from mocking you, you would be dead wrong. It's enough to make anyone feel self conscious. So if you're a fan of chili's, jeans and ranch, these may come as a personal attack

funny and dank memes about middle class fancy living
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21 Honest Attempts That Resulted in the Sting of Failure

Life is a series of successes and failures. Sometimes our failures are obvious, and they hurt. Other times they need to be pointed out to us. Those failures are the ones that make us feel the dumbest. If you want to see more people who tried hard and failed harder, then here ya go.

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Foods Being Eaten Improperly

Sometimes we discover things that we didn't realize we were passionate about. For example, there's a right and wrong way to eat a burrito, and no one is allowed to argue otherwise. Sure, there are people out there making cursed foods from lucifer's larder all the time, but to go as far as to eat basic stuff the wrong way? That's asking for a fight.

food beings eaten the wrong way | bite taken out the side of an unpeeled banana | cutting pieces from the center of a pizza with a fork and knife
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Mistaken Wife Believes Actor Friend is An Actual Doctor

It's an actual case of "I'm not a doctor, I just play one on TV." Some folks are so far in that they can't really be helped. It's a regrettable part of life that there are people walking around like this. For example, take these wildly dumb things people have heard or these facepalm moments.

Mistaken friend's wife thinks actor is a real doctor | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/loslaslon 16 hours ago "He's not doctor Yes he is saw him on TV XXL Not quite sure this fits, but wasn't sure where else would. So had friend since college who's great guy love him pieces, but occasionally considered ending friendship because his wife is so jarringly dumb life do not know he gets her. Ok do, she's one most beautiful women ever seen real life. But even still don't know he does She's sweet, she
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