Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.
stories
Everyone has a nosey-need to read some horrible and awesome things that have happened to other people, just to make ourselves feel better. This is perfect for that, but it's obviously NSFW.
Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good.
