spiders

WARNING: This video contains several hundred times your daily recommended dose of spiders.

Fire is the only answer for something like this.

We're screwed. 

WARNING: SERIOUSLY A TON OF SPIDERS (OR MAYBE DADDY LONGLEGS WHO KNOWS WE CLOSED THE VIDEO TOO QUICKLY). YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

"A shocking video has emerged of Brazilian activist Arteval Duarte getting bitten by a snake during a stunt in July.

The footage, shot in Jacunda, Brazil, shows the 'Ninja of Serpents' getting bitten by the large snake as he tries to put its head in his mouth where he already holds a tarantula.

His face is left covered in blood, but he doesn't seem to mind all that much.

Arteval regularly performs stunts like this to raise awareness about deforestation in the Amazon. Sometimes, they go wrong.

You have two options: Return your Mazda to a local dealer for repairs, or BURN IT TO THE GROUND IMMEDIATELY AND SAVE THE HUMAN RACE.

WARNING: Some work un-safe language in this video. Also, poor problem-solving skills.