spiders

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

WARNING: Some work un-safe language in this video. Also, poor problem-solving skills.

We're screwed. 

For maximum effect, have this playing in the background.

WARNING: SERIOUSLY A TON OF SPIDERS (OR MAYBE DADDY LONGLEGS WHO KNOWS WE CLOSED THE VIDEO TOO QUICKLY). YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.