snake

What could go wrong with this, right?

Tim Malone here ran into an angry bull snake while distracted by his phone. Though it was quite a shock and a good amount of pain, luckily the species isn't venemous!

"Hey kids, have'ya fished the snake out of the pool yet? I got the barbie nice and hot already!"

My language skills are a bit rusty, but pretty sure all of that screaming translates to "SHT SHT SHT SHT SH*T." Pretty sure.

Here's what the husband had to say in a Facebook post later:

WHOOPS!!! Note to self: Next time I have a 1.5m snake loose in my car, don't let my wife drive it. […]

A couple of days earlier I had a python escape from a bag (mistake no.1) inside my car and Nat knew this but had assumed I had found it again and I didn't tell her otherwise (Mistake no.2).

Last night I was sound asleep and I get a call from her saying "I just opened the door and there was a snake coming out from underneath the steering wheel in the dashboard". Whoops!!!!

My bad.