Via SpewInThis
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Via Nintendo Nuggets
UPDATE: Daily Dose aka mariotehplumber has issued an "apology" and retirement video stating the whole thing was an act, and he's quitting this persona. Take it as you will. Original post is below:
In an interview with Nintendo Nuggets, extreme troll and Bitter Betty "Daily Dose" reveals he's already pre-ordered 100 Rosalina Amiibo figurines because he hates her, and he doesn't want you to feel any joy. No, really:
[It's] a vengeance against the people who ridiculed me, insulted me, and are fans of stuff I hate. I do not appreciate Rosalina appearing in almost every recent Mario game to date this is pissing me off. Lets see… Mk8, Mario golf on 3ds as Dlc, 3dworld as a secret character, Smash bros 4, and more recently Mario Party 10. The fact Nintendo promotes her so much and people praise her is just disgusting. I hate her fans too I know for a fact her amiibo will be among one of the most popular which is why I took the time to wait and preorder over 100 of her. I do not want her fans to be happy I hate Rosalina as a character and I will enjoy selling her for big bucks.
He's already spent $4,000 buying up Amiibos, and has $35,000 budgeted towards his cause. Daily Dose resells the figures at exorbitant prices, making sure you have to pay, literally and figuratively, for liking a character he hates. In addition to the characters he's already collected, Daily Dose plans to take out his rage on other Amiibos when the time comes: "Lucina(loose in ya),Palutena(Pootytanga),Robin(Throbbin) and Zero suit samus(Zero suit Slunt)." He says, "I really hate these characters and it just crushes me Nintendo from the good days went to this s**t for character designs."
Via andrew mora
Warning: If you are this kind of customer, no one likes you and you should stop forever.
After these shoplifters try to get away with their stolen goods, the Family Dollar manager takes things into his own hands. WARNING: Things get heated, with plenty of saucy language.
Via Brad Fitzpatrick
Volume warning for loud, annoying beeps. It only gets worse and funnier as it goes on.
This is definitely a dank meme that's going to require a little backstory, so here we go: an original (normal) photo of a black cat crossing the street was uploaded by Getty Images back in 2008 at the scene of a fatal crime in the United Kingdom. Years later memers began photoshopping the cat into a bizarre angry pose, and thus our Cursed Cat, AKA "Angry as Fuk," meme was born for you to enjoy!
Via Brian Marye
Warning: Peak Walmart behavior, and terrible people all around, and language. And sadness.
