USC pulled off something of a miraculous fourth quarter comeback last night against Penn State in the Rose Bowl game to win 52-49 with a last second field goal as time expired. It was easily one of the most explosively immersive games I've seen from NCAA Div. 1 football in a very long time. We can all agree nobody on the gridiron took as big of a hit as this dude's poor 'ol Christmas tree.
Warning: If you are this kind of customer, no one likes you and you should stop forever.
Warning: there's language much too adult for this kid's voice on screen, but more importantly TURN YOUR HEADPHONES/SPEAKERS WAY, WAY DOWN. Your eardrums will thank you.
For context, the kid appears to be a griefer who took the server admin's stuff. The admin retaliated, as seen here.
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The uploader of this video could sense this woman’s rage as she dealt with the person at a ferry’s ticket counter, so he started recording.
Thanks to his quick thinking, we are now blessed with this fantastic moment where she flips the hell out.
In case you can’t tell, she is “so mad.” SO MAD.
WARNING: Adult, work-unsafe language in this video. Fun fact: This is the same rage you see when your left-leaning friends talk about the name "Washington Redskins." Fitting, as that's who the Cowboys lost to.
After these shoplifters try to get away with their stolen goods, the Family Dollar manager takes things into his own hands. WARNING: Things get heated, with plenty of saucy language.
Memories Pizza made waves this week when they openly declared they would deny catering service to gay weddings and other practices they say would infringe upon their religious beliefs - as is now within their legal right in Indiana. Predictably, late night television, the internet, and Twitter had a field day with the small business in an even smaller town.
Nowhere is that more apparent though on the company's Yelp page, which now resembles the twisted amalgamation of every internet comment thread you'd never want to read in your life ever. Above you can see but a fraction of the impotent web-rage that the pizza place has generated, both in support and dreision. Yelp staff has already undergone an extensive process to remove violent and threatening comments from the page, but what remains is horrifying enough on its own.
Memories set up a GoFundMe crowdsourcing page to cover the "financial loss endured by the proprietors' stand for faith," generating $240,000 in less than 24 hours. The more cynical among us might consider this a blatant cash grab and publicity stunt for a tiny pizza joint in an unknown town, but I mean... It costs a lot of money to generate this kind of controversy and garner support from American conservatives, right?
UPDATE: Daily Dose aka mariotehplumber has issued an "apology" and retirement video stating the whole thing was an act, and he's quitting this persona. Take it as you will. Original post is below:
In an interview with Nintendo Nuggets, extreme troll and Bitter Betty "Daily Dose" reveals he's already pre-ordered 100 Rosalina Amiibo figurines because he hates her, and he doesn't want you to feel any joy. No, really:
[It's] a vengeance against the people who ridiculed me, insulted me, and are fans of stuff I hate. I do not appreciate Rosalina appearing in almost every recent Mario game to date this is pissing me off. Lets see… Mk8, Mario golf on 3ds as Dlc, 3dworld as a secret character, Smash bros 4, and more recently Mario Party 10. The fact Nintendo promotes her so much and people praise her is just disgusting. I hate her fans too I know for a fact her amiibo will be among one of the most popular which is why I took the time to wait and preorder over 100 of her. I do not want her fans to be happy I hate Rosalina as a character and I will enjoy selling her for big bucks.
He's already spent $4,000 buying up Amiibos, and has $35,000 budgeted towards his cause. Daily Dose resells the figures at exorbitant prices, making sure you have to pay, literally and figuratively, for liking a character he hates. In addition to the characters he's already collected, Daily Dose plans to take out his rage on other Amiibos when the time comes: "Lucina(loose in ya),Palutena(Pootytanga),Robin(Throbbin) and Zero suit samus(Zero suit Slunt)." He says, "I really hate these characters and it just crushes me Nintendo from the good days went to this s**t for character designs."
