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That's David Menzies right there. Mezies had a plan so simple it was stupid: Test drive a new Jeep, smash and grab some goods from a bike store, then drive off with his new vehicle.

What he didn't think too much about was that the store he wanted to rob was right next to the Hammerfist Krav Maga school. That's where co-owner Jason Carrio comes in. 

Carrio attempted to call the police, but when it was clear that Menzies was about to make away with the bikes and goods, he ripped him out of his vehicle and subdued him until authorities arrived. A pretty ballsy move!

Almost as ballsy as trying to conduct a robbery next to a bunch of trained martial artists.

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This auto-text was sent out by a Dallas Fox TV affiliate, I guess somebody at the station was a little overconfident (for those of you not following baseball out there, St. Louis won a thrilling game 6, complete with game-winning home run to center by David Freese).

This woman, the new dream girl of baseball fans everywhere, was also in attendance.