poop

Also that's a fun calling in sick from work excuse we should all use at least once. 

If you answered "poop on the floor and keep playing," you might have a serious gambling addiction.

Apparently this happens every time he goes to the bathroom. It's not cute anymore, Mittens.

Via Local 10:

A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.