The New England Patriots played all day as if they were wearing ankle weights against the New York Jets, but still managed to push the game past regulation into overtime with a late and shining moment of clutch city from Tom Brady. Let's just say things went downhill fast soon as OT started.
In an act of madness the Patriots chose to kickoff, after winning the coin flip for overtime.
Here is the transcript of the coin toss at MetLife. Seems like Slater just made a mistake. Game-changer. pic.twitter.com/ajuyE0u2Ml
— Kevin Seifert (@SeifertESPN) December 27, 2015
Whoops?
@MikeGarafolo pic.twitter.com/9dLTXxMSOv
— Eli Chesner (@eli_chesner) December 27, 2015
Unsurprisingly it took the Jets a mere five plays to drive down the field for a six-yard TD pass from Ryan Fitzpatrick to Eric Decker for the win.
During an NFL pregame show on WUSA-TV in Washington, DC, Manley employed dumbed-down, reckless judgment on par with a Buffalo Bills tailgater who thought it'd be chill to jump onto a flaming table today.
Manley was speculating on Cam Newton, who might be selected as the first black quarterback ever named NFL MVP. Newton's had 626 rushing yards this season, which is in every sense of the word, 'madness.'
You can pretty much see Manley's co-host bow his head, and die on the spot. Like, wow man.
Dexter Manley has some thoughts on black quarterbacks: https://t.co/yPpM4JDRhC pic.twitter.com/bXwZINgT5n
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) January 3, 2016
Hey @Colts, this is how it's done. #BlackBearNation #CAAFB pic.twitter.com/QgokyjOK7m
— Maine Football (@BlackBearsFB) October 19, 2015
You're not doing it right dude. Kudos to Buffalo Bills fans though for helping this beer-soaked idiot out.
#billsmafia pic.twitter.com/8OWO0AImSi
— boxxa (@boxxa) January 3, 2016
Buffalo Bills fans this year have been ranked as the NFL's drunkest fans; and it seems like they're hellbent on one-upping the prior game's hysterical, purely irrational antics.
From this gnarly RKO awhile ago:
To this absolute depraved act of moonsaulting debauchery:
@Deadspin @espn @WORLDSTAR @buffalobills @TheBuffaloNews BUFFALO BILLS FANS ARE THE DRUNKEST FANS pic.twitter.com/A0nPwW1nxh
— Jeffery (@jumbojeffk) November 8, 2015
Stay safe out there Buffalo Bills fans!
Sorry Dan Carpenter, but your missed kicked tantrum is exactly how we all feel this morning.
Philadelphia Eagles running back LeSean McCoy made waves last week for reportedly being an abusive customer and tipping $0.20 on a $60 tab. And now, because we are incapable as a people of Letting it Go, that receipt is on ebay.